I HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS

I love my jacket. My girlfriend has big tits. My dad likes to hang out with me and I'm strong. I can lift stuff and I can fight big guys.

I'm funny and I love my jacket.

I am fifteen years old.

I'm not gay

Why You Should Book Me

I'm Smart

The stuff I talk about is basically a religion. I've never said anything anyone else has said.

I Do Standup

If you book me I'll do standup comedy on your show. I've been doing it a really long time and no one will let me headline.

I Have A Gun

I carry around an AR-15 everywhere I go now because a lot of people fuck with me lately and I don't like it

"I like it when a girl has huge fucking tits"
-Kenny